Happy World of Love

Ballpoint Pens ftw!

2012-01-02T21:56:00.000-08:00

"Goregrind and Death Metal inspired bloody corpse eating his own gut."

"Stimpy, in Madball form"

I need to fuck around with ballpoints more often, you could get amazing depth with this shit, just gotta pay attention to your angles and pressure. I've seen people do fine art and photographic looking stuff with the ballpoint before, I think I can pull that kinda stuff but in the meantime here's some cartoonish stuff (I need a bigger scanner, you can't see the intricate shading with these crappy pics)

Aphex Twin "Come to Daddy" Screaming Freak

2011-12-28T14:35:00.001-08:00

2pac Alfred Newman

2011-12-27T22:26:00.000-08:00

Mr. E.T.

2011-12-27T22:25:00.000-08:00

"I pity the foo' that don't phone home"

Alfred Newman parody of David Lynch's Eraserhead

2011-11-18T21:45:00.001-08:00

Cause y'know the real MAD hasn't combined the brilliance of their mascot with the brilliance of Eraserhead, so I just had to take the liberty to do it myself.

Alfred Newman Lucio Fulci Zombie Parody

2011-11-17T21:18:00.000-08:00

I always wanted to combine two of my favorite characters, Mad's ginger mascot and the iconic Zombie from Lucio Fulci's splatter classick. I'll be workin on more Alfred Newman's of cult films that the real Mad would never bother doing, heh, maybe I'll even do pornstar Alfreds, Ron Jeremy anyone?

Stu in Hangover II

2011-11-15T14:38:00.000-08:00

Bart Moleman, Gizmo, and Lady in the Radiator

2011-11-12T16:02:00.001-08:00

kinda took a break from drawing the usual over the top sex and violence, I only draw that kinda shit when I'm in a better mood, I draw the relatively more wholesome shit as therapy when I feel a bit on the blue side

Marilyn Monroe 32 X 40 inches

2011-10-23T22:56:00.000-07:00

First ever Psychoshitfuck review

2011-10-12T23:00:00.000-07:00

http://pleasuregallows.blogspot.com/2011/10/psycho-shit-fuck-juan-angeles.html

Well the book was a total financial failure and isn't available anymore but at least it spawned one entertaining review in the end. Who knows, maybe a real publisher will wanna put the shit out if the few people that actually have it generate a buzz about the book. One things for sure though, I learned from my mistake and ain't sparing a single cent to reprint it from my own hard-earned money again.

Worst Case Scenario

2011-10-12T22:56:00.001-07:00

Psycho Satan's Bloodbath

2011-10-06T00:05:00.001-07:00

RIP Dylan Williams

2011-09-11T21:22:00.000-07:00

http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/2011/09/rip-dylan-williams/

Fuck, fuck, FUCK! Can't believe one of the coolest guys ever passed away. I bumped into him a lot throughout 2010. Never shook his hand..cause he was a hugger, a warm fuzzy hugger. He looked like a school teacher or something but this dude knew a shitload about horror films, grindcore, hardcore punk, death metal, and all kinds of underground goodness. Man, we used to chat about all kinds of rad stuff, from EYEHATEGOD to CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST (he's one of the few vegans I know that loved that movie and even had it uncut at his kickass shop in Portland).

When I first met him and his homeboy Tom Neely back in January 2010 at Indy Euphoria, he was totally praising my work before I even finished setting up my table then gave me a bunch of Sparkplug comics (please continue supporting Sparkplug, they put out quality material). I wanted to checkout more Sparkplug stuff so we did a trade. There was one zine of mines in the trade that he really liked, which I thought was weird. I was actually planning to stop publishing that zine cause I just didn't think many people would be into it, it was just some personal writings of mines. But he believed in it and wanted to buy a fuckload of copies to distribute.

He got it in stores and that book did get me a couple new fans. That's the most anyone ever did for anything I've ever published, especially something so personal, I don't think anyone can ever truly understand how my brains work if they've never read "Fucked in the Head" aka "Huktinthefed". He continued to be a huge supporter of my shit; sporting a Doomguts shirt at other conventions, "sharing" my stuff on facebook, and even "following" this very same blog I am writing in at the moment. He was always a big genuine supporter of the arts and people trying to do something creative with their lives, ask anyone else he knew and they probably have a similar experience with the guy.

I feel honored having hanged out with him at a bunch of different shows and parties in Cali and even up in his shop at Portland. Last I saw him was last December at a little Berkley zine show, he seemed healthy, never thought he'd have health problems in a million years. After that show we went to a nearby comic shop and it was fun just digging through the clearance boxes of old comics and shooting the shit with him; talkin' music, movies, life in general pretty much. I remember even finding an issue of Mike Diana's Superfly in there for 50 cents. Yeah those were good times. Thanks for the support, inspiration, and memories buddy, RIP.

A Doomguts cartoon?

2011-09-09T11:22:00.001-07:00

well holy shit, never in a million years did I think Doomguts would be animated but here it is, thanks Robert

Mr. Burns

2011-09-02T00:48:00.000-07:00

they never showed it in the ep so I always imagined it spewing radioactive manchowder and mutated like the 3 eyed fish in springfield cause of all those years in the nuclear power plant

Works in Progress

2011-08-31T00:02:00.000-07:00

if I didn't have 8 hours of backbreaking labor and tolerating customer stupidity 5 days a week, I'd be done with this shit by now

Some Cartoon Shit

2011-08-30T23:47:00.001-07:00

Chuckie Finster from Rugrats all fucked up

Sponge Bob meets Rat Fink, I call him Sponge Fink

Lisa from the infamous "Last Exit to Springfield" episode. Y'know, the "Lisa needs braces, DENTAL PLAN!" episode. Back when Simpsons was still the most awesome show of all time.

Casey Anthony

2011-08-12T18:04:00.000-07:00

Psychotshitfuck officially the most pathetic book of all time

2011-07-24T23:13:00.000-07:00

Sold for a whopping SIX CENTS and shipping was only $4.75. Fuck, I accidentally left the shipping/handling too cheap, shipping this piece of shit costs at least like $6 to most places and paypal takes a huge percentage of your sales so pretty much I am PAYING people to take this book that cost me $20 a copy to make. Moral of the story is FUCK PUBLISHING. I had so many people saying "man, you should make a big book of all your sickest comics, I'd buy it". I made 70 copies cause that was about the size of demand I got from all the myspace and facebook "friends". In the end, only 2 people actually put money down for the book.

Seems like most people that add you on those social network sites just asskiss to score "networking" points as if "networking" and getting a million friends will make you a superstar in whatever fucking "career" you're in, buncha damn phonies. Which I could care less about but when you start misleading me and get me to put down money printing something based on your word, then that's just being a fucking asshole. Happens a lot with my shirts too, some jackass will be like "you should make that shirt, I'll buy one". As soon as I get them printed, these fuckers disappear in thin air. Ugh, that really is the most frustrating thing with being an artist and trying to please fans. Fuck everyone, I'm just gonna stick to doing art for myself for the most part, meaning I just draw shit for myself and won't even bother showing it to the public or trying to render it a consumer product, it's just not worth doing anymore, I give up.

At this point I'm just gonna fucking toss all these books out cause I just keep losing money keeping it, I'd make more with them in the dumpster really. I'm gonna let my patience go for one more month. So if anyone cares (which I doubt, I don't think anyone even reads this bullshit), August will be the last month I have Psychoshitfuck for sale. Whatever unsold copies I have left are just going into the fucking trash (which will probably be all of them).

Update Sept 1, 2011: yep, didn't receive a single order, book is officially history.

Worst thing imaginable

2011-06-20T21:03:00.001-07:00

Happy Acid Demon Head Painting for Sale

2011-06-17T18:50:00.000-07:00

http://www.etsy.com/listing/76199266/happy-acid-demon-head-paint-and-ink-art

Well, in an attempt to make a little dough without selling out by doing spiderman or mickey mouse commissions, I'm selling some stuff on etsy, demon head being one of them. I've just lost so much money from miserable sales at the last couple shows (wish I never printed that fucking psychoshitfuck book cause honestly that piece of shit cost me thousands and I literally sold like 2 copies in the last fucking year and a half) and people "borrowing" money and never paying back (like this one guy that borrowed $500 then died..I wish I was joking). Good thing I got a fulltime job on the side otherwise I'd be homeless. Not the best paying job but sure as fuck beats my art bullshit that not only doesn't make money, it loses it.

RIP Seth Putnam

2011-06-16T00:49:00.000-07:00

This is what I imagine Seth would be doing in Hell if there was one. Sucks the fucker died, he was pretty much one of the greatest lyricists/singers/musicians/performers/comedians of all time.

When life throws you lemons...

2011-06-10T23:14:00.001-07:00

Human Bullshit

2011-06-06T01:05:00.000-07:00

I call a lot of shit bullshit even though it has nothing to do with anything coming out of a bull's ass. Also I think everyone could find something they agree with and disagree with in this pic. I'm just an asshole with an opinion like everyone else.

Nigger and the Cracka

2011-06-04T18:57:00.001-07:00

Share the Luv

2011-06-04T15:13:00.000-07:00

The Mona Lisa

2011-05-28T13:43:00.000-07:00

Call me an ignorant stupid asshole, but I never really saw the big deal with the Mona Lisa. It's literally just some ugly ass bitch kinda smiling, who cares? I guess it was groundbreaking for its time since it was made during an era everyone had a stick up their ass or something, but really it doesn't impress me. I'll hear all these theories about how it's suppose to be the artist's self-portrait in drag or a hermaphrodite, whatever. No matter how many million dollars the thing is worth or its rich historical value, I'd honestly rather just stare at a cheap porno mag from the sleaziest liquor store in town. At least I could beat off to that. Seems like most people just praise this thing just cause it's old and everyone else blindly praises it, which is kinda how religion operates in this society. It's the whole sheep mentality thing. If you genuinely appreciate the Mona Lisa, fine whatever, everyone's got their own taste. But if you go around trying to convince people that they're suppose to worship the Mona Lisa too and try to defend it against naysayers like me, then you just prove how overrated the stupid painting is. I hate when people always come up with some gigantic elaborate essay trying to explain why a work of art is supposed to be loved. Like I always say, good art will always speak for itself. If you're an artist that feels the need to explain why your art is so great to a naysayer and try to stretch out some contrived metaphor for every little fleck of paint, than you're a lawyer, not an artist.

OMG, That's Horrible Art Show

2011-05-27T02:27:00.001-07:00

Well if you can make it to Campbell, CA for the 27th of May at around 7pm to 11pm, PLEASE DO! Gonna be a kickass art show over in a kickass record store where there's gonna be a huge keg of beer for everyone cool enough to show up. Richard Bustamante does some AMAZING paintings on Velvet and Joe C does some weird mixed medium art which is very unique. And of course there's me, I'll be exhibiting my Mickey Mouse, Hello Kitty, a bunch of dead babies, and MORE.

Mickey Mouse

2011-05-20T15:05:00.000-07:00

WEAKend of Horrors 2011

2011-05-16T23:25:00.000-07:00

The following is retarded bullshit:

Things that I thought sucked about the show; Vendors/tables that didn't really have much to offer other than advertisement for shit nobody wants (ppl pay money to enter this place only to get bombarded by boring advertisments, come on offer something!!), vendors with bootlegs of cartoons and power rangers (if you're gonna bootleg shit at a horror convention, at least bootleg obscure HORROR shit), not that many impressive guests (honestly, Asia Argento wasn't exactly that big of a horror icon and I could think of a million better things to do with forty bucks than for some stupid photo), overpriced entrance fees ($25 for JUST sunday?!?!), location (LAX Marriots sucks, especially the food choices there with $20 hamburgers, fuck that). From the sound of it, it might be in Burbank next year, I may check it out, but will not have high hopes after this year's lame experience.

Tom Savini: I met this prick at WEAKend of Horrors. I've been a fan of his work on movies like Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Maniac, etc for years. Too bad the person behind the gore f/x is not as cool as the gore f/x. Me and my friends approached his table looking to get a photo and autograph. Fucker didn't even acknowledge us. He tried to look like some bigshot too busy to say hi to his own fans by going to some accountant looking motherfucking and trying to discuss something that involved lots of bigshot business jargon us "commoners" wouldn't understand. Don't worry, we managed to get his attention for a split second, when we pulled out our wallets. As soon as the monetary transaction was over, he scribbled his name on a photo like he was just signing for some package from UPS. He then stood like a lifeless rock for a shitty photo then proceeded to talk "buinsess" with that business guy as if we were just annoying customers at a McDonalds cash register he wanted to get rid of. Pretty much he seemed like a pretentious dickhead bigshot. He hasn't done anything impressive in the last 20 years and he's a fucking nobody outside the horror geek world (which is just a small puddle of piss in the grand scheme of things), so I don't understand the stupid ego as if his shit don't stink like the rest of us. I felt like ripping the half-assed autograph on a blurry shitty picture I just paid 20 hard-earned bucks for in front of him after experiencing the shitty attitude he has for his fans. I read through the imdb board and I didn't catch him at a bad mood or anything, he really is like that so FUCK him, wish I could get my money back (especially since I lost tons of money at this show on the room and gas since it was a 6+ hr drive).

People that brag about scoring drugs: For some reason there were people like this at WEAKend of Horrors. It's one thing to drink some booze and smoke a little weed on occassion like I do but there are some people that just try waaayyy too hard to impress other people by saying stupid shit like "man, you should see the heroin I just scored tonight" or "oh man, you shoulda seen how much coke I just snorted and how many pills I swallowed". Is this really suppose to impress me? I'm not some homeless 13 year old teenager living under a bridge that'll end up on Maury looking for my baby daddy one day so I could care the fuck less what "hardcore" drugs you just scored or wanna O.D on. You wanna prove how "hardcore" you are? Then shut the fuck up and drink a gallon of bleach for me moron, then I'll applaud. If anything, you're not "impressive", you're just fucking boring. It's no coincidence that the chumps that overglorify hard drugs are just boring people trying to fill the boring void that is their existence with something "edgy" cause they have no talent or anything worth talking about. Oh wow, you got a gigantic bag of heroin, I don't care, fuck off and die of an overdose away from me already.

Pinhead from Hellraiser

2011-05-08T23:28:00.001-07:00

Regan from The Exorcist

2011-05-08T23:26:00.001-07:00

Hello Kitty

2011-05-02T23:47:00.001-07:00

21 X 40 inches, ink and acrylic. I ruined Hello Kitty with mindless violence...or did I ruin mindless violence with Hello Kitty. Just me fucking around with perception, expectations, and conflicting concepts.

cause y'know, the only "size" that counts is the size of your wallet

2011-04-29T13:49:00.001-07:00

Hook..eeerrr, I mean escorts are awesome.

Some Gory ClasSICKS

2011-04-23T01:08:00.000-07:00

Just some art in honor of some of my fav gore/splatter films.

Peter Jackson's Braindead aka Dead Alive. The one with a room full of zombies getting grinded by dude in a lawnmower going crazy!

Guinea Pig: Flower of Flesh and Blood. The effect were so disgusting and realistic that Charlie Sheen contacted the FBI thinking it was a genuine snuff film. I love how a big celebrity has seen this before, adds to its legendary status.

The classic "siamese twins separated at birth and out for revenge" flick, Basket Case. Such a brilliant concept for a movie.

I'll do more in the future, probably gonna do either a Story of Ricky, Street Trash, Tetsuo, or Naked Blood one next.

1996 was da $hit yo'

2011-04-21T01:01:00.000-07:00

This is pretty much my homage to the year 1996. That was when the gangster rap thing was huge. I was only like 11-12 years old at the time and listening to music about all the bitches, weed, liquor, big money, and of course the "glocks" haha. At the risk of pissing off all my "metal" friends, I gotta say I still love that shit. Hey I can't help it, I was just a minority livin' in the hood and raised on that stuff, guess it's a generation thing. Man, I was all about Death Row records (Tha Dogg Pound, Snoop, Dre, Tupac), Ruthless Records (Bone Thugs Harmony), West Coast rap (B-Legit, Rappin 4 Tay, Richie Rich, Westside Connection, Too $hort) way before I got all into metal and punk in my later teen years (discovered Carcass and Cryptopsy's "None So Vile" when I was 16-17 but of course I was into the typical Iron Maiden, Metallica, Slayer stuff when I was like 8 from watching Beavis and Butthead). 2pac's All Eyez on Me was my first album purchase in my life and still remains my favorite rap album of all time next to all of Bone Thug's early albums. Wasn't really a Bad Boy records fan (Notorious BIG, Mace, Puff Daddy). Biggie I liked a couple songs but I really fucking hated Puff Daddy and Mace. Wish it was those lame asses that got shot instead.

Blood Freak - Mindscraper

2011-04-20T23:31:00.000-07:00

This is easily one of my favorite metal albums of all time. Just straight to the point, skullcrushing death metal with hints of thrash, doom/stoner metal and grindcore. Bolt Thrower, Terrorizer, Carcass, Repulsion, Pestilence, Autopsy, and Black Sabbath (especially on those rocking solos!) sound like a couple bands that were a huge influence here. Take the best and most extreme qualities of those bands, times it by some really big number, slap a mind-fucking sleazy horror concept on it, and you have this beautifully disgusting classic, "Mindscraper". I love how this is Blood Freak's most violent and furious sounding album to date. If I had to compare this to previous Blood Freak works, I would say it's closer to the debut "Sleaze Merchants", which focused more on brutally assaulting the listener, than the two albums after that ("Leave a Sleeping Corpse or Something" and "Multiplex Massacre"), which to be honest, just seemed like some novelty albums too focused on shoving a bunch of horror movie references down your throat. That kinda got a little too cheesy.

It's good to see Blood Freak with a new original concept now that embraces all the weird, perverted, repugnant things we all love and associate with genuine death metal. Really lovin' the album art too, which happens to be done by my buddy Mark of Frightfeast Comics. It's the visual equivalent of the music; all surreal and mutated with pretty colors; like getting a hit of acid while watching Street Trash and eating weed cakes shaped like Madballs. With all that said, please pick up this fuckin' album if you know what's good for you. And I'm talking about an actual physical copy you could shove between the tits of a "Sex Trash Princess" since the cd booklet full of crazy words and art is worth the price alone!

http://www.willowtip.com/releases/details/blood-freak-mindscraper.aspx

Giant Mutant Destroys All

2011-04-16T00:30:00.001-07:00

A table I pulled out of the dumpster from work, a phonebook, random garbage, crappy toys, some paint, a trip to the dollar store, and 2 sleepless nights resulted in this:

A Serbian Film

2011-04-09T12:25:00.000-07:00

Here's the official "A Serbian Film" cover art for the uncut DVD Disney is releasing soon..haha yeah that'll be the day. This is just my little tribute to what truly is the most fucked up film of all time. Anything more fucked up than this movie would simply be hardcore child porn or pure snuff. All the nasty ingredients of what makes a sick film are in there; rape, murder, necrophilia, pedophilia, incest.

The set-up of the movie is pretty simple. Just about a retired legendary pornstar hired to do some mysterious experimental art movie to provide for his family. As the mystery surrounding this film unfolds though, our protagonist spirals downward into a morbid world of extreme perversity no amount of money can rationalize. There's a scene where a guy decapitates a chick all chained up while fucking her, eyeballs poked out with a cock (which was more funny than disturbing honestly), a seriously demented ending which I won't give away, and then there's the infamous NEWBORN PORN scene (which for me was so over-the-top that it was also more funny than disturbing like a Mike Diana "Boiled Angel" comic, brilliant).

What disturbs most people about this film is that it's actually done WELL and stars some of Serbia's best actors. This is not just some cheap backyard video with shitty gore effects trying to be all disturbing. There are films gorier than Serbian Film but what makes Serbian Film more of an intense viewing than, lets say a Guinea Pig movie or Fulci gorefest, is that it sets up the sex and violence in truly repulsive contexts and does it with the precision of a true filmmaker, thus making it more of a dramatic experience that gets strong emotional responses.

Is all this mayhem some sort of political allegory or pure exploitation? In interviews the filmmakers justify the brutality by saying it's a metaphor for how they felt about life in Serbia but still your average person and film critics will not make the connection initially because they're too busy being repulsed. Me personally, I think a solid case could be made for it being political allegory or pure exploitation, just depends who you're talking to, hence why I am apathetic to that argument.

The whole "is it political or just exploitation" question is stupid and pointless. Who cares? Not all art needs an ulterior motive to exist. Art can exist for its own sake. If Serbian Film was more blatantly political, would these critics suddenly love the baby getting raped scene? When was the last time a film (or song) that everyone could agree was "political", change anything? Hippies strumming guitars did jack shit in pulling us out of Iraq. And Jean Luc Godard films are just pretentious boring commie crap that cost $40 on DVD years later. So "political", who cares? Only thing that matters is if the work of art in question is entertaining or not cause if you wanted to make political change, go be a politician not a filmmaker. Being a fan of transgression in art, I myself found this movie very entertaining. Hell, the controversy alone it sparked is even more entertaining. People that haven't watched the film (just heard about it) are already writing lengthy essays on forums about the morality of cinema, it's great that a work of art could stir up such strong feelings by a mere plot summary.

The fact that Serbian Film eventually brings political issues up in pretty much every heated discussion of its merits as either a "political" of "exploitation" film has rendered it an inherently political film, regardless of the filmmakers true intent. In the end, this film has done more in sparking interest in Serbian history and politics than political films that are blatantly political. So critics complaining that any message lost due to the brutality don't realize that the brutality is what created so much attention to this film, which then lead curious people to look more into Serbia the country. A good work of art will not tell you what to think, just what to think about.

With all that said, watch it UNCUT any way you can just so "NEWBORN PORN" can be popularized and be the new "EPIC" or "FTW". So instead of kids saying "Got an A+ on my history exam and then a bunch of women wanted to have sex with me. EPIC", they'll say "Got an A+ on my history exam and then a bunch of women wanted to have sex with me. NEWBORN PORN."

Stupidest Bullshit Ever

2011-04-07T21:44:00.001-07:00

So I just got these letters in the mail today....

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!? So basically they went to my employer so they could steal money from my paycheck apparently for a "delinquent vehicle registration debt". This doesn't make any sense. First off, I have never even seen the address in the "debtor's address section" in my life. And second, THERE ARE NO CARS UNDER MY NAME to begin with (the car I drive was originally my parents and its still under their name) so how the fuck did I suddenly get in a vehicle registration debt?

My first instinct of course was to find a number to bitch out these scumbag motherfuckers for stealing my hard earned money. Called them ASAP only to WAIT through the damn Spanish options that took forever to skip and then to be put on hold for an HOUR. Throughout that hour of waiting on the phone they would loop some asshole's voice saying, "hello, please remain on the line, due to the high volume of calls we can not speak to you immediately". I just kept fantasizing about slitting this stupid asshole's throat. I also couldn't help but think that maybe they wouldn't be getting a "high volume of calls" if they didn't STEAL money from innocent people and put them through all this bullshit in the first place.

Well, I finally did get to talk to a real person and found out that this debt is for a 1997 Toyota Pick up, a car I never owned in my life and most likely is owned by the deadbeat "Jose G Angeles" that lives at 1020 S Almaden Ave San Jose CA 95110 (gonna mail that loser a pile of dogshit for putting me through this mess) . Now I gotta fill out a stupid form, fax it, and play the waiting game (approx 30 to 90 days) to clear my name of this debt I have nothing to do with.

And apparently this happens a lot with the dmv and their debt collecting asshole ways. I asked "why is that?". The lady on the phone explained that the dmv only goes by first and last names when they collect money and they just pick the first "Jose Angeles" on some vague list of names and addresses they pull up. Yeah, so they DON'T see if addresses match with licenses or see if there are actual cars under a specific person's name. Instead, they go straight to your employer just cause you happened to have the same name as some idiot and then steal money from your paycheck before even investigating the matter. I just don't get it. Wouldn't it have been easier if they uhh, lets see...checked their goddamn fucking records on who owns that piece of shit 1997 Toyota pick up truck and where they live and work BEFORE tracking down what company I work for and raping me of my money?

It just doesn't make sense. Such a waste of our tax dollars. Basically our taxes are busy funding all the paperwork and filing of sending debts to innocent people. Imagine how much they would save if they weren't so retarded. Maybe if they did cut wasteful spending, I'd have gotten a tax refund a lot higher than the $3.00 I got this year. If this country likes taking away money so much, why don't they start taxing religions that spend more on ridiculous robes, gold cups, fighting gay marriage, and defending their child rapist priests than on helping the world. In conclusion, fuck the DMV, taxes, religion, and this "Jose G. Angeles" impostor asshole.

Disney, Marvel, and Me?!?!?!?

2011-04-01T00:29:00.000-07:00

Well it's official, just finished signing a contract with Disney/Marvel to do the first upcoming comic for their "Disney Extreme" line. Finally getting paid the big bucks!

Before They Were Famous/Evil

2011-03-28T21:50:00.000-07:00

This piece contains some of the most hated people that ever lived: Evil Dictators, Terrorists, Serial Killers, and Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials. Consists of a bag of dolls I got at a thrift store in Long Beach and customized with a glue gun, a lot of caulk, paint, cardboard, toilet paper, old ripped up shirts, and extra hair from a wig I found at work. In case you're wondering where I work, I've worked as a service person in an apartment complex for the last couple years so I find all kinds of shit people throw out or abandon in their apartments on a daily basis.

"ABORT EVIL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE" Got inspiration for that phrase when I heard some pro-lifers talking about how aborted babies could have grown up to cure cancer or something...they forget there's two sides to the coin. The zygotes of today could be our dictators, serial killers, and annoying bitches in car commercials of tomorrow. Think about it, if Osama Bin Laden's mom got an abortion, we'd still have two towers in New York right now. That bitch!

But seriously, abortion is really stupid. With so many precautions you can take these days with condoms, birth control pills, and even morning after pills (which saved me once when those fuckin ultra thin Trojans broke!!), it's a last resort that could be easily avoided...unless you were raped or just retarded. And if you're retarded, please have an abortion. If you were retarded enough to have an unwanted pregnancy, you're just too retarded to be pro-creating to begin with.

As for political implications for this piece? I don't think you need to be pro-choice, pro-life, pro-whatever to appreciate this piece of shit. I'm not forcing any viewpoint on anyone. It's too tongue-and-cheek to change anyone's view on an issue that's based on subjective morality anyways. I just always thought it funny that no matter how hated a person becomes, at some point they were a baby everyone would have an instinct to protect and adore. Like, I would wonder how cute Hitler at 2 years old or newborn Osama Bin Laden would have been. From there we could elaborate on what age they failed society or if society failed them. This is nothing more than my absurd observations and wondering materialized through painted garbage for stupid laughs.

A fetus that would happily be aborted by hanger.

George Dubya Bush, the guy that used to bullshit about some WMD bullshit.

Adolf Hitler, German dictator that rarely smiled. This is probably Hitler at his most happy and cutest.

Osama Bin Laden, the terrorist most famous for the 9-11 tragedy.

Flo from the Progressive commercials.

Fred Phelps, the godhatesfags.com fag. Even Christians hate this guy!

Ed Gein, the grave robbing murderer and necrophiliac that did all kinds of creative things with human flesh

GG Allin, the "Scumfuc" punk rocker/performance artist.

Charles Manson, the weird hippie leader of the infamous Manson Family.

John Wayne Gacy, crazy pedo-clown serial killer/rapist.

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il.

Work in progress pics:

A use for toilet paper that isn't shitty.

The Last Lesson

2011-02-18T00:15:00.001-08:00

Chevys Fresh Mex

2011-02-11T00:20:00.001-08:00

Super Power

2011-02-11T00:12:00.000-08:00

So yeah, this is Sarah Palin porn and child porn at the same time. Just fuckin' with the law.

Henry & Glenn Pieces

2011-01-08T17:48:00.000-08:00

Got around to finishing my two pieces that'll be for sale at the Henry and Glenn show at the La Luz de Jesus gallery in LA, starting Feb 12 and ending that month. I'll try to make it opening day. For those of you comic fans that have been living in a cave for the past year, the Henry and Glenn art show is based off the comic "Henry and Glenn Forever" where Henry Rollins and Glenn Danzig are really really good friends, lots of silly gags involving everyone's favorite beefy tattooed rockers in that comic (plus their neighbors are a satanic Hall and Oates!). Big thanks to Tom Neely for hooking me up with the show. Also be sure to check out his ANIMATED Henry and Glenn Christmas Special.

Big Bloody Pussy 12 X 18 inches

2010-12-25T21:38:00.000-08:00

My Review of Twilight

2010-12-10T15:53:00.000-08:00

The Last Simpsons Episode

2010-12-01T00:08:00.000-08:00

After years and years of disappointment, I just HAD to do it. For me, Simpsons was the closest thing to a long term serious relationship with a woman I've ever had. So seeing it being shit for the last decade, is like seeing my ex-wife staying married to an abusive scumbag after she divorced me. Oh well, I still got the first 10 seasons on DVD.

East Bay Alternative Press Book Fair!

2010-11-24T19:31:00.000-08:00

I got a table there as do other fine folks, hope to see you freakos there. Yeah I'll have Happy World of Love issues 1 and 2 over there, maybe issue 3 if I get it done in time!

Stuart Gordon!

2010-11-17T14:25:00.000-08:00

Had the honor of meeting Stuart Gordon, director of Re-animator and From Beyond (two of my fav horror films of all time, anyone that has seen those films can clearly see how much of an impact they made on me and my art). Gave him a copy of "Happy World of Love" too cause there is one character in it that looks like Herbert! Stuart being a nice guy gave it the thumbs up.

The Emergency

2010-11-12T03:53:00.001-08:00

Splat Face on ebay

2010-11-11T15:37:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/Splat-Face-11X14-Psychedelic-Surreal-Sculpture-Painting_W0QQitemZ270662651125QQihZ017QQcategoryZ60437QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Just Playin with my Caulk

2010-11-11T03:28:00.001-08:00

Garden of the Freak

2010-11-07T21:23:00.001-08:00

Happy World of Love

2010-11-03T16:45:00.000-07:00

It's made up of 75% bullshit I find at the trash rooms at work or garbage on the street and the remaining 25% either worthless toys from my childhood that wouldn't sell on ebay (mostly wrestling and star wars) and shit from the dollar store.

Making of Babies on Board

2010-10-30T10:23:00.000-07:00

Motherfucker

2010-10-29T11:06:00.001-07:00

this is one kickass cartoon done by a buddy of mines, just spreading the good word of Motherfucker

Babies on Board

2010-10-26T22:23:00.000-07:00

Glow in the Dark Baby Puke!

Interview I did at APE 2010

2010-10-20T18:58:00.001-07:00

Interview Conducted by the dude from GODSTOMPER!

Happy World of Love Issues 1 & 2 to debut @ APE 2010

2010-10-08T12:03:00.001-07:00

Look for me at San Francisco's Alternative Press Expo this year, I'll be whoring out my new FULL COLOR comic, "Happy World of Love". 2

Also I'm going to be Chuckie Finster from Rugrats this Halloween. Yep, another ginger kid (last year was Alfred Neuman remember?)

some mental vomit

2010-09-26T22:45:00.000-07:00

-So someone asked if I did "art for a living". With the thought of having to go to stupid work itching at the back of my mind as soon as I heard the word "living", I was like, "uhh, art for a living? I think it's the other way around with me". I didn't know if that made sense. But what does anyways? Drive-thru liquor stores? Divorced marriage counselors? Politicians that blow millions on ad campaigns they'll never live up to as soon as their punk asses are in office? Infommercials (the combination of the words "Info" and "commercial" are an oxymoron)? Yep, what a senseless world we live in. I make sense of it by making art full of senseless sex and violence.

-The guy who's balls I originated from and live with at the moment was watching football earlier today. During part of the useless competition of overpaid jock assholes chasing a dumb ball, there was a music segment. Of course, to match a shitty over-commercialized game, shitty over-commercialized music provided by some lame ass band was showcased. As usual, I couldn't help but think, "millions of people are subjected to this shit at this moment...out of all the amazing musical artists in the world, these untalented lame fuckwads are the ones occupying millions of eardrums." Does whoever book bands for these huge events ever realize that? I mean REALLY realize? Maybe they don't. Or maybe they do but figured if people are stupid enough to be amused by a dumb game, they should be tortured with that horrible garbage excuse for music.

-I just realized how much money I blew on whores, lapdances, and porn over the years. Some could say it is a "waste of money" (I know my mom would if she found out). But you know what, the only real wasted money in the end is the money you never get to use. Money comes and goes, time just goes, enjoy that time with your money before YOU go. I know of so many boring rich people who's money was nothing but a number in the bank that grew until the day they died. That's it. So in a way, I, a blue collar nobody that lives in a shitty neighborhood, am a richer man for blowing my last $220 bucks on a blowjob and pussy than some business dork that only spends money if he thinks it's going to make him more money. Pretty much, I would rather lose my hard earned money on what I love than gain money doing what I hate.

Dead Heart

2010-09-01T00:54:00.000-07:00

If you're in So Cal Saturday August 28th

2010-08-25T23:49:00.000-07:00

Be here! Cause I and a bunch of other artists will be here!

http://slumcircus.org/

LOCATION

Chuco's Justice Center

1137 E. Redondo Blvd., Inglewood, CA 90302.

EVENT HOURS:

10am - 6pm

butterflies and flowers

2010-08-20T23:09:00.000-07:00

being cynical of romantic shit cause my heart is nothing but a doormat to women, I got new inspiration to turn things of beauty into nightmarish images:

oh yeah, also got my "Chick givin head!" shirts done (thanks to my buddy Mike), these will make their debut at the porno convention in Sept.

Dangerous Assumption

2010-08-15T22:13:00.001-07:00

A Special Kind of Love

2010-07-31T13:17:00.001-07:00

for anyone that cares, some recent crap

2010-07-21T20:05:00.000-07:00

rotting worm infested corpse head

2010-07-05T20:17:00.001-07:00

Last Dinosaur, The Untold Story

2010-07-04T19:47:00.000-07:00

Psycho Weirdo Creature

2010-06-27T23:41:00.000-07:00

The Quest for True Luv

2010-06-25T21:25:00.001-07:00

Hell Mutant Bloodbath

2010-06-22T01:24:00.001-07:00

Quimby's

2010-06-21T20:39:00.001-07:00

Cool, looks like Quimby's updated their site and are selling my zine "Fucked in the Head". If you're in the Chicago area you should drop by their store, I think they have other titles besides Fucked in the Head.

http://www.quimbys.com/product_info.php?products_id=23595

Hell-Mutant's Bloodbath colors in progress

2010-06-18T20:03:00.000-07:00

Crayon coloring captured on film

2010-06-11T11:58:00.001-07:00

Decapitated Yuckhead, now in color

2010-06-10T22:00:00.000-07:00

Disgusting Fucked Up Face Massacre

2010-06-10T00:36:00.000-07:00

Disgusting Fuck, colors in progress

2010-06-09T01:33:00.001-07:00

If it wasn't for stupid work, I'd be done with this by now.

Hitler Loves Niggers

2010-06-05T22:06:00.001-07:00

meh, stupid stuff

2010-06-05T22:04:00.000-07:00

-I can never find my size of jeans at the store (32 X 29). And when I do find them, they're only available in "faded jean" style. I'm probably not the first and won't be the last to say faded jeans are the dumbest thing since solar powered flashlights. If I wanted to wear faded jeans I wouldn't be looking for brand new pants to begin with. Why the fuck do you think I'm trying to buy new pants anyways?! I hope whoever started this whole faded jean bullshit is homeless and dirt poor, that way there's a REAL explanation for having faded jeans. And don't get me started on tshirts with that cracked print look. I was gonna buy a Sesame Street shirt in Target once until I noticed it looked like someone took a piss on it and left it on the street to dry.

-Isn't it great when some of your facebook friends are friends with people you just always try to avoid? And then when you comment on your friend's status/pics/whatever, those people you hate try to talk to you through your friend's comment section cause they find out you have a facebook page too? I hate when that happens.

-I don't know if it's just me, but I can't tell the difference between regular and diet soda anymore...which kinda leaves me paranoid when the cashier doesn't speak good English, the soda is not self serve, and you didn't get to watch the cashier fill up your cup. I try to avoid regular soda like the plague cause that was the culprit for my childhood obesity. So not sure if I had diet or regular soda today.

-Looked through my death metal, pornography, and comic collection today....I'm pretty sure my collection is worth more than most people's lives.

Melting Rainbow Cheese Face Mountain

2010-06-04T14:34:00.000-07:00

Goosebumps Trading Cards

2010-06-04T10:18:00.000-07:00

If you were a kid during the 90's, you'd remember teachers and school officials trying to encourage literacy in schools by promoting the whole Goosebumps series in that Scholastic catalog...yeah I still never actually read or owned a single Goosebumps book (I was one of those illiterates that would rather play Super Nintendo than read) but the covers for those Goosebumps books always stuck with me throughout childhood. They were pretty badass, like covers for horror films. Back in Wondercon I bought a whole set of Goosebumps trading cards for 5 bucks. I was hoping they'd be all the covers but it's just artist renditions of scenes from the book. Most of the cards in the set suck too (really boring half assed drawings) but there still were a few amazing painted art pieces in the set, which I took the liberty to scan cause their awesomness needs to be shared.

Kinds of people that suck

2010-06-02T22:23:00.001-07:00

Calorie Counters: You ever notice the people that worry about their stupid calorie intake so much are usually the fattest retards you know? I love it when I'm eating a can of SPAM that I wash down with a 6 pack of Coronoas as I flex my 17 inch bicep and they're like "oh my gosh, don't you realize how many calories are in that?" as they nibble on their 100 Calorie pack of cookies. These people count all their calories and try to cheat them like they were doing their taxes but in the end they still end up morbidly obese. Poetic justice in a way.

Suckers for anything Japanese: So I was at an anime convention. Couldn't help but notice all these dorks that will just buy into any shitty comic, movie, band, etc as long as it came from Japan. I swear, if you add Japanese subtitles to any annoying car insurance commercial these idiots will hail it as some sort of Japanese arthouse film. They're the same type that would wear a tattoo with pride that says "I like to get sodomized by my father" as long as it's in Japanese.

Artists with too much self-esteem: These days, every fucking idiot and their grandma is an artist the minute they press the camera button on their cellphone or the minute they buy art supplies at Michaels. If you point out the obvious and scientifically proven fact that they suck ass, they'll have a knee jerk reaction to protect their self-esteem and defend themselves with the whole "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" bs. Well I'm pretty sure my eyes and everyone elses eyes don't behold any beauty in your garbage so fuck you and your stupid self-esteem.

People that think you're leaving and try to take your parking when you just want to get something from your car: You ever need to get something in your car only to find the minute you are a few feet from your vehicle, there is some fucker in his car following you? Happens to me all the time. I don't tell them that I'm not leaving so I could waste their time. I love when they watch me open my car door yet only keep it parked in the end. I've gotten death threats from this before. Fuck them, you ain't taking my parking. I swear, World War 3 is not gonna start cause of religion or politics, it's gonna start cause of parking.

Gary Coleman RIP

2010-05-28T18:05:00.001-07:00

Pessimist

2010-05-18T00:41:00.001-07:00

Skull Vomit up on ebay

2010-05-15T15:29:00.001-07:00

Go on and bid. I don't sell originals too often, especially original crayon work.

PSYCHOSHITFUCK is finally here!!!!!!!

2010-05-10T20:41:00.000-07:00

Massive 250 Page, professionally printed, book that collects the highly controversial out of print comics "Psycho Sleaze", "Fucking Fucked Fuck", and "Goreshitdeath", which featured comics by Lou Rusconi, Spooky Steve, Ryan "Humanburger" Jones, Sergio Zuniga, Raul Gonzales, Mike Stoneroad, Reuben Storey, and more! Also includes a fuckload of previously unpublished comics and art by Jose Gabriel Angeles.

paypal $25 plus $4.25 shipping/handling in US or $7 outside US to joseangeles@muchomail.com

1st print run limited to 70 copies; hand numbered and signed

Decapitated Yuck Head

2010-05-08T13:20:00.000-07:00

The "green book" is back

2010-05-06T19:23:00.000-07:00

Me being a jerk in 2004

After 6 years of being out of print, I reprinted that big, 200 page, green book. I was only 19 when I did that thing. It's pretty much the ugliest crappiest art ever but it was more about the "attitude" than technical abilities (fuck fancy artists!). That book was and always will be a big "fuck you" to a lot of people that pissed me off through life at the time. Some say it's still the best thing I ever written to this day so it's worth checking out to see what all the fuss is about I guess. I'll be selling it at upcoming conventions and on my site soon.

some old reviews:

Almost Normal Comics:(Volume #1 review) 200 pages, full size, professional. I'll call this one a huge pragmatist's slaughter book! This thing is 200 pages of stereotypes, racism, black humor, and plenty of social commentary. And all of this is somehow neatly tied into scene after scene of over the top brutality. When I first flipped through this mammoth comic I thought it would be nothing more than a collection of grotesque climatic scenes held together loosely by weak stories. I was wrong. The stories that are strung throughout the 200 pages are very astute observations on life, death, and all the clutter that fills the space in between. And for some reason, and this is probably just me, as I made my way through this book I couldn't help but think how much I would like to break out a box of crayons and start coloring! Oh well, whether you choose to color the pages or not give Crude Dude Comix a look and be sure to heed the words of the magical stoned duck with an afro!

Hey man got your comics and that big ass book. Pretty funny stuff. You've got a good eye for looking through bullshit. We need more people like that.
That is a big ass book!
-steve (Angry Drunk Graphics)

I've only read a few strips and skimmed the rest so far but from what I've seen I'm looking foward to more. Crude Dude is a great collection of violence, political debates, controversy, honesty, fun and all around whackieness. I definately suggest Crude Dude for any fan of gore, horror, comedy, slasher and other fun genres of film and comix. Crude Dude is also great for those of us with short attention spans. I say if you're gonna suck cock, u may as well swallow so I'll go as far as to say Crude Dude has inspired me (hopefully) to get off my ass and finish my current comic. Love Joe (of Monkey pants Comics)

http://web.archive.org/web/20050825122818/www.crudedude.100megs32.com/reviews.html

Psychoshitfuck, the cover

2010-05-04T22:55:00.001-07:00

Fun with telemarketers

2010-04-30T09:49:00.000-07:00

Trying to fuck with me so I fuck with them!!

T = Telemarketer
Me = Yours Truly

T: Are you married or single?
Me: Divorced
T: How old are you?
Me: 48
T: What year did you graduate high school?
Me: I never finished, I dropped out.
T: Are you currently enrolled in college?
Me: I just fucking told you I'm a fucking high school drop out you fucking idiot.
*awkward pause*
T: What are your hobbies?
Me: Seeing prostitutes, going to strip clubs, watching porn
T: huh?
Me:...I'm what you'd call... a sex addict..
T: Sir, as a gift for being in our sweepstakes, you have your choice of a subscription to ESPN or True Romance magazine, which would you like?
Me:....hmm, don't you have any porn mags?
T: No sorry, but I could see if we have those car magazines with bikini models.
Me: But you can't see anything in those.
T: But sir, don't you think it's sometimes better when you CAN'T see everything?
Me: No!!!! I need to see women getting sodomized by horses while getting pissed on and jerking off shemale midgets eating shit.
T: Well sorry, we don't have anything pornographic. You must have other hobbies outside of sex sir, what else are you into? We might have a magazine that could suit your tastes.
Me: Serial Killers. I'm also into serial killers.
T: Okay, well, we do have guns and ammo magazine, would that be something you'd be interested in sir?
Me: Do they talk about how to kill people? I like when people die. I'm addicted to the death of others.
*really long awkward pause*
T: umm....uhh...I'm not sure about that. So would guns and ammo be good?
Me: No thanks.
T: Well thank you for your time sir, have a great day.

I'm not as good as Tom Mabe, but who can be? that guy's the God of telemarketer mindfucks

PSYCHOSHITFUCK!

2010-04-28T20:39:00.000-07:00

I'm too lazy to keep reprinting copies of Psycho Sleaze and Fucking Fucked Fuck and some people still bug me about reprinting Goreshitdeath (that stupid comic I did like 5 years ago) so I'm gonna reprint all 3 titles in one big book with a bunch of previously unreleased depraved bullshit, thus the title "PSYCHOSHITFUCK!". It'll be one fatass book with a full color cover. I'm shooting for a May 21st release (just in time for the LA horror convention). I'll post the cover whenever the hell I'm done with it. Stay Tuned.

fuckedinthehead, the work in progress continues

2010-04-21T00:44:00.000-07:00

Anarcho-Punk, lol

2010-04-17T22:18:00.000-07:00

.....

So I saw a screenshot from a Lady Gaga video from an anarcho-punk forum (I forget how I even stumbled on that site). Lady Gaga, a big celebrity, caused a huge controversy on the forum due to her attire; a studded jacket with patches of anarchist crust punk bands. Majority of the anarcho-punk community of course started bitching about it, which is understandable cause an anti-system band like Doom is against the mainstream values a celebrity like Lady Gaga embodies. I think Lady Gaga sucksass but I find great pleasure in seeing how she pissed off all those elitist punks. I don't get these punks. They bitch about their "causes" and bands needing to spread their message to destroy the "system". Well Lady Gaga just gave Doom worldwide exposure; more exposure than they could ever imagine, thus potentially pointing people to their precious cause right?

You can't please these punks. A lot of those anarchist punk losers think art is pointless if it doesn't have a political message. They would totally be screwed if the "system" they want to get rid of so much really did go away cause they'd have nothing to bitch about, which is why a lot of those bands that try too hard to be political are pointless in my opinion. If your art is nothing but a "means" to a desired end and isn't something with an innate artistic value, then fucking give up your "art" cause there are much better means to that end. Seriously, when's the last time an anti-capitalist song, film, painting ever changed the system? if anything it plays right into the system as they are doomed to be nothing more than a "new flavor" for consumption.

An anarcho-punk forum is a hypocritical as a Jewish owned bacon company. They bitch about the evils of capitalism and the internet yet are on a fucking computer they got from Office Depot. Being in the d.i.y publishing field, I do stumble on a lot of "anarcho-punk" zines that are printed in Kinkos and on paper made by some huge corporation. Lets not forget all those anarcho-punk bands that print their shirts on Fruit of the Loom or play guitars that are not exactly handmade from organic eco-friendly materials.

Anarcho-punk is a joke. This is why I can take an over the top punk like GG Allin more seriously as an artist. That guy's art had value in itself, it was a celebration of his own depravities and "fuck everybody" way of life. Sure he was an immoral asshole, but he wasn't a hypocrite like this whole anarcho-punk thing is. I could take anarcho-punk seriously if it wasn't so dependent on capitalism. Seems like it's just anti-consumerism flavored consumerism, now lets all go bid on vinyls of crust bands and pay insane amounts of money for Crass shirts :D.

(not photoshopped, real picture)

Fuckedinthehead (Progress so far)

2010-04-16T13:46:00.001-07:00

created with garbage. Coloring this with garbage literally (found some crayons in the trash at work the other day, exactly what I needed)

Peter Steele RIP

2010-04-15T22:49:00.000-07:00

I'm no goth chick but I still really dug Type O Negative and Carnivore's album "Retaliation" was like a fucking way of life to me. "If you can't eat it or fuck it, then KILL IT!" ~ Peter. This is a huge loss in music (no more Type O Negative albums in the future, the man's voice defined that band, FUCK!!!). I'm gonna go kill a bottle of Jack and a pizza in memory of Pete. RIP

Why?

2010-04-10T16:13:00.000-07:00

Spotlight on Rory Hayes

2010-04-09T10:01:00.000-07:00

"Rory Hayes". I did stumble on the name years ago when I saw a scan of "Cunt Comics" online somewhere, somehow (I don't even remember how I found it). "Cunt Comics" was always on my "to-buy" list ever since I saw that drawing of the planet earth getting drenched with piss..but I never did get around to buying that comic and just forgot about it over the years cause I could never find any copies anywhere! Well, the hunt for Rory Hayes comics continued when my work got compared to him by a couple folks at the last conventions I did. The dude from 16th and Mission comics (his shit looks awesome btw) mentioned there was a collected book of Rory's work. I looked it up on amazon, and there it was, for only five bucks!! I'm reading through it now and I could see why I'm compared to this guy. He does some crude, perverse, and weird comics that involve all kinds of crazy things related to genitals and mutilation. There's a good amount of blood, piss, and semen that splatter his pages. Don't write off this guy as a mere shock artist though, he also has some brilliant surreal art pieces that don't involve cocks or cunts. They're just top notch ART that belong to a dimension of their own. His compositions and designs are more interesting than a lot of "high art" I've come across before. "Where Demented Wented", highly recommended book, collects Rory's work and has all kinds of interesting articles and interviews, fucking get it! I feel kinda like a late bloomer for only discovering this shit now even though I've been doing what I do for years (I felt the same way when I had just only discovered S. Clay Wilson and Mike Diana after being compared to them).

Upcoming Events I'll be at

2010-04-06T20:18:00.000-07:00

Weekend of Horrors in Los Angeles, May 21-23
http://www.creationent.com/cal/woh.htm

Indy Euphoria in Sacramento, June 27

http://indyeuphoria.com/