Some Weird Crayon Crap

The Rush for Survival

Harry and the Angeles

My transformation into Alfred Neuman

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After:


Yeah I know I'm still missing the big ears, freckles, and a huge What Me Worry sign. Only a couple more days until Halloween, gotta find/make that shit fast.

that was weird

So I was in the back of a line at some store. There was an adorable little baby before me in line that everyone in line was paying attention to. Suddenly the baby starts pointing at something. There were toys and candy by the line so people were going "oh how cute, it wants candy" or "look at the baby it wants to play with the toys". Upon further inspection, it was pointing at me so naturally everyone then turned around and started looking at me. There was an awkward moment of silence as all these eyes just stared at me...a specific region of me to be exact. I then realized my pant's zipper was down and you could pretty much see my "junk". For some reason these stupid jeans I have unzip on their own sometimes. Weird. But I don't know what's weirder, the fact my pants unzip on their own or the fact that a 3 year old baby was staring at my crotch rather than all that candy and toys.

Turkey Sucks

Looks like beef, but tastes like turkey :/

I saw some meatloaf on the kitchen table earlier today, it was hardly eaten. Being a carnivore, I was thrilled and took a bite...and I ended up disappointed. Ugh, it was Turkey! No wonder my brother just left that shit there. Man, turkey is such inferior stupid meat. It's like chicken with down syndrome. I hate how it's used as some sort of "healthier" substitute for beef hot dogs, burgers, meatloaf, sausage, and other jobs that are fit for cows, not turkey.

First of all it's not any healthier just cause it's lower in saturated fat and cholesterol. Again and again I'm sick of this low-fat dieting propaganda being so accepted as fact even though there NEVER has been scientific proof that saturated fat and cholesterol causes heart disease. Even if beef did clog arteries though, I'd rather die eating a tasty 100% beef patty than settle for that foul tasting, poor excuse for food, turkey bullshit patty.

Fuck turkey. I don't even like Thanksgiving turkey. It's so overrated and bland. I don't celebrate Thanksgiving, not cause I'm against it (I'm apathetic to it), but if I did, I'd have a pack of pork rinds instead of that boring turkey meat.

I'm still pissed off about that deceptive meat loaf. It really really looked like beef. :(

APE 2009

To all the naysayers, doubters, and flakes, fuck you I did good without you fucks. lol


My buddy David from Taco Comics watching my table as I take a piss.

Sales were pretty good, in fact I'm sold out of some shirts at the moment. This was my first time ever being at APE so I really didn't know what to expect. The only prior knowledge of APE I had was from this one artist I met at another convention a couple months back. He said he didn't sell a single thing and blamed it on APE sucking instead of his art just sucking (no coincidence he didn't sell anything either at the convention I met him at, haha). Well, I had a blast not just from making money, but from blowing people's minds with crap I took months or even years making in my bedroom. I'll see you fuckers next year.


I always get a lot of questions and here are the top 5 most asked:

1. Wow! How long did that take to make? That is insane!
2. Wow! What drugs have you been taking? That is insane!
3. Wow! You did all that? That is insane!
4. Wow! That's crayon? That is insane!
5. Wow! Have you ever heard of Superjail? That is insane!