Friday, March 16, 2012

Apparently I have a disease and need the 12 Step Program?



"Dear Mr. Jose Gabriel Angeles,

Hello, you do not know me but I am familiar with your work, so let me tell you about myself first. I am a Christian, a proud father to two children, devoted husband to my wife of 12 years, an English high school teacher, and at one point in my life I was an alcoholic. Through my faith and love in God I overcame my addiction to alcohol. It has been seven years since the last time I ever had a drop of alcohol and I couldn’t be happier. You might be wondering why I am telling you about my faith, family, and battle with alcohol. Well, earlier this week I caught a student reading comics during class, three of the seven being your work. Of course I had to confiscate the comics for interfering with class discussion. Later that night I took the time from my personal life to review these comics. I must say, I found the material very alarming and did more research on you. There seems to be an ongoing theme of demon worship, sexual abuse, and murder, especially of women and children, in a large majority of your work, if not all. This is where I will draw parallels with your work and my battle with alcohol. It is obvious that you have an addiction to writing and drawing the unsavory. In a way, your addiction was like my alcoholism. It will only get worse over the years leaving you alone and miserable until you let God into your life. I’ve taken the liberty to copy and paste the twelve step program in hopes that they will steer you into the right direction in life before your fascination with evil consumes you. I can’t imagine anyone starting a family or having a career if they create such things. I don’t mean to judge you so if you are offended that wasn’t my intention. I just want to help someone who I feel needs it. I am proof God is the only way to a healthier life, good luck and God bless in the battle with your disease.

Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our addiction - that our lives had become unmanageable

Step 2 - Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity

Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood God

Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves

Step 5 - Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs

Step 6 - Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character

Step 7 - Humbly asked God to remove our shortcomings

Step 8 - Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all

Step 9 - Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others

Step 10 - Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it

Step 11 - Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood God, praying only for knowledge of God's will for us and the power to carry that out

Step 12 - Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs

Sincerely, *edited out, don't want people on fb harassing him, sounded like an okay guy but just oblivious and naive as fuck*"

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Divine


Today (March 7, 1988) anniversary of Divine's passing so here's a tribute I just drew. RIP

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Monday, February 13, 2012

Valentines Day card ideas rejected by Hallmark








Few ideas for valentines cards I pitched to Hallmark which were rejected. "These are the worst things I've ever seen in my life, please die and rot in hell" said the Hallmark CEO. And you wonder why I hate Valentine's Day?


Saturday, February 11, 2012

Face chewing, fetus ripping, psycho demon



18 X 24 inches. Crayon and ink. Was going for death metal art mixed with the colors of a crazy teenage mutant ninja turtle toy.

This one is kinda what your average rightwing fucknut imagines a typical day at Planned Parenthood is like. And yes, I've actually used their services a long long time ago just for std testing when this one bitch I met over craigslist got me paranoid after she talked about how many guys on craigslist she fucked in that month alone. I used a condom of course but at one point it came off cause I started going limp and then I touched my dick with my hand after handling the condom soaked in her nasty ass pussy juice. And no I didn't go limp because I had an erection problem, I went limp cause she had an ugly problem (lets just say the pics she sent me were angled to hide 120 lbs). I just fucked her cause I had nothing else better to do that day. For the record I tested negative and the odds of catching anything was low in that scenario if she potentially had anything. I was just young and stupid so thank you Planned Parenthood for the peace of mind and fuck all these people trying to cut their funding. Pigeonholing them as nothing but an abortion clinic is like calling McDonalds a vegan cafe cause they got salad somewhere on the menu.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Vagina Monster











18 X 24 inches, crayon & ink

Visually Morbid Angel's "Altars of Madness" and Vio-Lence's "Eternal Nightmare" album covers were a big influence on this piece. Came up with the concept for thing shit one day when I realized I think about trying to maximize my pussy intake as much as possible and spend too much time watching porn and too much money on strippers and escorts. So in a way my life (and pretty much most guy's lives) is consumed by pussy, thus a literal interpretation of this sad sad realization. I've been trying to ween off my pussy addiction with smoking weed and just staying at home playing some metal records (hence the metal references) while working on art. Don't get me wrong, I'm still a pervert and always will be (life ain't no fun if pissing is all you do with your dick) but you just gotta know your limits with your vices so you can get shit done. I've actually been more productive with the art shit lately by being an antisocial celibate. For me creating art is still more important than some orgasm reached by means of a heartless bitch.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Ballpoint Pens ftw!

"Goregrind and Death Metal inspired bloody corpse eating his own gut."



"Stimpy, in Madball form"



I need to fuck around with ballpoints more often, you could get amazing depth with this shit, just gotta pay attention to your angles and pressure. I've seen people do fine art and photographic looking stuff with the ballpoint before, I think I can pull that kinda stuff but in the meantime here's some cartoonish stuff (I need a bigger scanner, you can't see the intricate shading with these crappy pics)